That's intense
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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