i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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