kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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