That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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