How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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