Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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