I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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