Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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