I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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