do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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