it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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