He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize