Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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