Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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