how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
A bitchslap is in order.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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