he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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