It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We named our party play list daddy issues
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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