You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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