they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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