pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need to calm my uterus...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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