no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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