Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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