Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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