I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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