It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a hot homeless man
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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