this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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