Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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