Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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