I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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