is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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