Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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