tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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