I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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