Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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