We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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