She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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