enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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