I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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