so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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