check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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