He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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