You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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