I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
well you can't waste a boner
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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