you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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