last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
