Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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