Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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