Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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