State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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