Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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