I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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