i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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