How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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