i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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